11 July 2003 
MR.RICHARD SAVIMBI
Email: richard_sav@post.cz        (Usual bullshit:- dead relative, mega$$$$$, etc, etc)

Hello,

Since, you do not know me and we have never had any personal contact.
Firstly,let me start by introducing myself properly to you. My name is Richard Savimbi cousin and Personal Assistant to Jonas Malheiro Savimbi, the leader UNITA (National Union for the Total Independence of Angola). I got your email address from network directory. I apologize if I have infringed on your privacy.
You maybe aware, that my Uncle(Jonas Malheiro Savimbi) was killed on friday 22nd February, 2002 in a battle with the government troops of Angola, led by President Dos Santos. Now Mr. Antonio Dembo and General Paulo Lukamba who were my Uncle's second in command, has assumed office as leader of UNITA. In spite of this, UNITA is like a herd of cattle without shepherd. Prominent members like Carlos Morgado are still lobbying to oust them and assume office as leaders, just to enrich themselves and some of them who see me as a threat to their ambitions, including General paulo lukamba, are planning to kill me.
However, I am a young man who has ambitions and I am not in any way interested in wars, this is why I secretly left Angola for the United Kingdom(UK) to seek asylum.
Besides, I am using this correspondence to seek and request your assistance and cooperation in a sensitive but highly beneficial financial arrangement. Prior to the death of my uncle, himself and I deposited a huge amount of money in a security company's vault overseas. The total money deposited with the security company is sixteen million united states dollars(US$16,000,000.00) The funds were arranged into boxes before deposited with the security company But, the security company did not know that the boxes contain money. The boxes were declared to contain family treasure and valuables. The fact that my uncle is Dead and we continue to accumulate huge debts daily as long as this boxes remains in the security company's vault, made me decided to get a partner to proceed as soon as possible to receive these funds for investment purpose. As a young man, i plan to use this money to safeguard my future. It is very essential that you understand the kind of trust and confidence I want to put in you. This is an act of desperation on my part, in order not to loose this money.For your reliable assistance, if willing, I will reward you with 25% of the money. 
As soon as you declare your willingness to assist, I shall furnish you with the details and information you will need to accomplish this task. Please, be rest assured that this arrangement is absolutely risk free And cannot implicate you in any way. However, I implore you to handle this matter with
urgency,utmost secrecy and confidentiality for security and safety reasons, even if you do not intend to execute the project.
Thank you in anticipation for your assistance in enabling me achieve this goal. Please contact me whether or not you are interested in assisting me. This will enable me scout for another partner in the event of non-interest on your part.
Yours sincerely,
Richard Savimbi

13 July 2003
Richard
Yes I would be extremely interested in assisting you. More details please.
L Bollocks

14 July 2003 
Dear Bollocks,
Thank you for your positive response to my proposal. I hope you are fully aware of the confidential nature of this transaction and also of the implication of its knowledge to those outside this partnership before its successful completion due to the source of these funds and also my position with the Angolan goverment.
Having understood my intention to transfer the funds to you for investment(with reference to my letter) in the best and most secured way putting into consideration my present situation, it is imperatively necessary that I educate you on how I intend to carry out this transaction.
My goodfriend the fund in question was deposited by my uncle and I in the early part of the year 2001,for safe keeping as the war in Angola intensified.I must state here again that the security
company does not have the true knowledge of the contents of the boxes.
What has to be done is to change the ownership of the deposit/consignment to your name so that you can take possession of it, in doing this we shall make a deed of transfer which will official transfer the ownership of the deposit/consignment to you. Please note that after the change of ownership you will have to travel from you country to where the security outfit is to claim the consignment in person.
I shall need you to urgently forward to me the following to me infomations to me so I can arrange for a deed of transfer to be prepared as soon as possible.;
1, Your full names
2, Contact address
3, Your phone and fax numbers
4, Any form of Identification
As soon as I have these information the deed of transfer will be prepared and sent to you for endorsement and and sent to the security company who thereafter notify you to come forward and
claim you consignment.
Sir, please note that if we work hand in hand with 100% commitment as partners,it should not take more that 5 working days to conclude this whole process.
I await your urgent response
Yours faithfully,
Richard Savimbi


15 July 2003
Richard
Details you need:-
Name:- Loadof Bollocks
Address:- 3 Dipwick Street, Crossdressers Lane, Mincing, Cheshire, SK22 1 AW
Tel / Fax:- 07092030411
Hope to hear from you soon.
Loadof


17 July 2003 
Hello Bollocks,
How are you today?,hope you are doing fine?.
Thanks for your urgent response to my mail and your indicated interest to assist.The details you sent is well recieved. 
I tried calling you some few hours ago but I wouldn't get through so I decided to send you an email and hope you respond as quickly as possible.
Well any moment from now you might be contacting the security company where these boxes are deposited so you can claim ownersip of the funds after the necessary documentation process.
Inview of this,I would like you to send me your me your International Passport or Drivers'license in form of identification through scanning in addition to the details you have sent previously.
Best regards.
Richard Savimbi.

18 July 2003 
Richard
Attached is a scan of my passport.
As you can see I'm past the first flush of youth but I'm still very active.
Do you have an e-mail address for the security company?
Regards
Loadof

Picture of David Bellamy (Naturalist)

19 July 2003 
Dear Loadof,

How are you today? Thanks very much for your response, your passport has been received and I'll assure you everything is in order. The security company will be contacting you soonest please let me know as soon as you open communication with them. Meanwhile I'll really like to know what you do for a living, you're almost same age with my Late Dad. I'll need your full advice as regards investments of my funds. I await your email and hope to speak with you soon.

Thanks for your cooperation and God bless you.

Regards,

Richard.

20 July 2003
Dear Richard
Glad you received passport OK.
You ask what I do for a living - I'm a sort of farmer. I raise freshwater bearded clams in a large lake. There's an extremely good market for bearded clams here. People can't seem to get enough of them so there's always something for me to do. Apart from eating them you can, with a little effort, turn them into drinking goblets - hence the expression "Drinking from the Furry Cup". Do you have bearded clams in Angola? If not I might see about sending some across so that they can be bred there.
I don't know what advice I can give you on investments - my whole life has been devoted to the bearded clam and I don't know much about other sorts of business but, of course, I do have friends with experience in other types of venture and I am sure we can get you sorted out one way or the other.
Got to go now it's time to go and feed the little blighters.
You can read all about them on this website
(Nothing like a website to convince Mugus that you're genuine - and it's very informative)
Hear from you soon.
Regards
Loadof

21 July 2003 
Dear Loadof,
How are you today?, I got your mail this morning. 
As regards the email address of the security firm you asked for, I have decided to give you the contact and application letter.
This will assist you on how to prepare the application letter which will be sent to the security firm.
Please always abreast me about all transactions with the security company,so I can always advice you and give relevant informations at my disposal as regards the boxes.
Hope to you hear from you soonest.
Regards.
Richard.

See attachment below.
***************************************************************** 
SEA & AIR DIPLOMATIC SECURITY SERVICES
SCHIPOL CLEARING HOUSE, AMSTHERDAM.
Director: MR.JUNI GRANDI
TEL:+31-650-470-465
FAX:+31-617-120-426
email:sea_airdiplomatic@email.com

RE: APPLICATION FOR CLAIM OF BOXES.
Dear Sir,
I am writing in respect of Mr. Richard Savimbi cousin and Personal Assistant to Jonas Malheiro Savimbi, I was instructed to contact you inrespect of the boxes deposited with your firm.
I have been away from my country all this while in a business engagement. I just got back, and I am now set to process the claim of boxes as regards my partner Mr. Richard Savimbi.
Sir, I would be very glad if the above application with my claims is looked into and the boxes release to my care with my particulars, which is stated below. 
From:......................... 
Address:......................
Telephone:....................
Fax:..........................
E-mail:.......................
Furthermore, if you have any question or would wish to contact me on this matter, you can do this by contacting me on my telephone or fax number as indicated above. 
Best regards

(So application filled in and sent off)

22 July 2003
Richard
Just to let you know that I've sent my details through to Sea & Air Diplomatic Services.
Loadof

23 July 2003 
International Diplomatic World-Wide Securities Only
SCHIPOL CLEARING HOUSE
EUROPE ZONE A
AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS.
TEL+31-645-708-676 FAX: +31-642-853-028.
sea_airdiplomatic@email.com

DATE: 23 -07-2003.
ATTN: LOADOF BULLOCKS  (I've now turned into a herd of beef cattle)

RE: UNCLEARED INSTRUMENT DEPOSITED IN YOUR FAVOUR-US$16M.

Dear Sir,
Sequel to your email, this is to inform you that we are in receipt of your fund here. Your fund arrived Amsterdam via diplomatic coverage. It is our duty to assist as much as possible to clear this funds from the relevant governmental authorities and see a successful transfer of your funds to its final destination. 

Suffice to say, the security of your instrument is of top priority, as you are a category "B" client and requires very high security measures. It is important to know that your physical presence in Amsterdam is very important though not compulsory to facilitate the successful completion of this transaction. And be assured that our best staffs are put on this transaction.

However, you are required to come or send down to Amsterdam the following,
1. A valid identification (International Passport). 
2. Your complete banking details for a wire transfer. 
3. All documents relating to this claim. 
4. The fee for the governmental tax/stamp duty charge and delivery/handling charges of Twenty-Eight Thousand, Six Hundred and Eighteen Euros (€28,618.00) only.

Please note also that this sum must be paid in cash and an official receipt obtained, before an accredited will be allowed to endorse the Fund Release Order at your instance.

If you choose to come down personally to expedite actions, then fax to this office your flight schedule to enable the protocol officer meet with you and bring you to the venue for the clearance of your funds. Or you can let us assist you through our legal department and conclude this transaction.

I await your immediate response, while we thank you for your patronage as we assure you of our professional assistance always


Mr. Juni Grandi
(General Manager)
EMAIL: jgrandi@europe.com

NB. All Consignments/Payment Instruments should be cleared within 7days of arrival to our warehouse/Custody, after which the cargo will start accruing demurrage on a daily basis.

23 July 2003
Richard
I've had an e-mail from the security company in Holland and, amongst other things, they're asking for all documents relating to the claim and €28,618. They also need a copy of my passport but I can send that obviously.
What documents do they need? Do you have them and if so can you either send them to the security company or forward them to me so I can send them.
I must say too that the handling and delivery charges look a bit on the high side - were you aware that they were going to be so high?
Please reply as soon as possible.
Loadof

24 July 2003 
Hello Loadof,
How are you doing?. I am very sorry to have been out of reach for this few days,It is as result of the rush to meet up with the deadline given to me by the security company in respect of some requirements needed from me.
I have been notified by the security company as regards the receipt of your letter as inrespect of the claims as I have instructed you.
Please I would want to make this proceedings as easy and as clear to the best of my ability and with the information at my disposal to you and the security company, so be rest assured I will work with you to see to the end of this transaction within the the specified deadline.
All documents required by the security company are in my possession and I have sent most documents to them already while the others would be sent in due course.I have plans to send some to you through scan especially those document you would require on your trip to Amsterdam.
These includes:
The Certificate of Clearance
The Power of Attorney
The Deed of agreement 
Regarding the deed of agreement I would like you to consider these items and if they are ok with you, then I go ahead with the preparation through my legal representative for our endorsement.
1. you will be reponsible for the incidental cost of clearing the consignment.
2.you shall advice on the investment of my funds
3.you shall be entitled to your 25% of the said sum
4. 5% shall be reserved to offset all incurred expenses during the transaction.
Your consideration(s) would be highly considered.Please reply this immediately as we don't have much time.
At the receipt of these document send them to the security company except the deed of agreement except if asked for.Endeavour to update with your current position with the security company.Should they request for any other item please contact me immediately.
The high charge is as a result of the demurrage accumulated at the warehouse and extra security services as regards the boxes.
Please kindly send all information needed to the security company to expedite action and meet the deadline.
I will talk to you tomorrow.
Let me know your plans as regards you trip to amsterdam in due time. 
Best Regards
Richard

25 July 2003
Richard
Thanks for your letter.
I thought that the terms had already been agreed and I have no reason to change my mind now. You can go ahead and ask your lawyer to prepare everything as stated in your letter.
I can't see how I can advise the security company of a date for me meeting them unless I have the documentation that they require to hand. When I have copies of these from you I can travel to Holland with only 2 or 3 days notice.
Loadof

25 July 2003 (Documents arrive with no message)









26 July 2003 
Dear Loadof,

How do you do?. I hope you have gotten the documents as I promised. I was informed by my attorney that the documents has been scanned and sent to you through my email address.Please I would want you to acknowledge the reciept of those documents to me.
Should you have any reason to contact the lawyer you can reach him through:
Fernando Taveres (SAA).e-mail: crestlechambers@justice.com for any clarification(s).Please be free to make any enquiry at any time.
Please I would like to remind you that the deed of agreement is a document strictly between us and it has got nothing to do with the security company. 
With those documents sent and others I have sent to already sent to Amsterdam you can go ahead and conclude your travelling arrangements with them so you can conclude every other processes in Holland. Should there be any other required document which I am not sure of, notify me immediately as I have taken time to collate these documents with the frantic effort of my legal representative.
Inform me as soon as your arrangements are concluded for your trip.
I must say that I and my family will always remain indebted to you for your assistance in all sincerity. God Bless you real good.

Hope to hear from you soonest.

Best Regards.
Richard.

27 July 2003
Richard
Many thanks for all the documentation. I think that these are all that are needed by the security company.
I will get in touch with my travel agent tomorrow and make arrangements to fly across to Holland to meet with the security company.
I'll also have to go to the bank to make arrangements to withdraw money for the demurrage charges.
Probably best if I contact the security company before making the booking to see what day would be most suitable.
Gosh this is all so different from raising bearded clams. I'm not used to dealing in high finance but I suppose, after the handover takes place, I'll become more used to it. I can hardly believe that I'll shortly have $4million - that's a fortune!
It almost tempts me to stop with the bearded clams but I think not - when you've devoted your life to one venture then it would be a tremendous wrench to completely stop. But with the money I think I'll try and breed a new variety - the trouble with bearded clams is that they don't always smell too good and with some people it's an acquired taste whilst others never get used to it. I'm sure that if I managed to breed a new strain of sweet-smelling ones the market would be even bigger.
The $4million will ensure that a sweeter smelling clam will be on the market within about 15 months and then virtually everyone will be drinking from the furry cup.
Thank you Richard for giving me the opportunity to share in your wealth. I won't let you down.
Regards
Loadof Bollocks

27 July 2003 (to Security Company)
Mr Grandi
Further to your correspondence of July 23rd I now have all the documentation you requested.
I can come to Holland on either Thursday 31st July or Friday 1st August.
Please let me know which date would be most convenient.
Loadof Bollocks

28 July 2003
Dear Mr. Bollocks, 
Good to know you have all the documents to conclude the transaction. I have made all necessary arrangements from this end also. As regards the date, I believe Thursday 31st July 2003 will be most appropriate, as Friday is fully booked.
Please also make available the payments required (€28, 618.00) in cash during your visit, so that we can conclude this once and all.
Finally, it is very important that you forward to me your precise travel details, so that a protocol will meet with you.
Thanks.
Best regards,
Juni Grandi 

28 July 2003
Dear Loadof,

Thank you very much for everything, I appreciate all you have done so far to see us through this debt ridden situation.
I would advise you go ahead with your arrangements so that you can travel as soon as possible. On your arrival please keep me inform.
I wish you a safe trip.
Best Regards,

Richard.

28 July 2003 
Mr Grandi
Thank you for your message.
I have managed to get an Easyjet flight from Liverpool (Flight 7003), arriving 12 noon on Thursday 31st July.
Do you have a photograph you can send me so that I can recognise you? As I am carrying so much money I wouldn't want to go off with a complete stranger.
I presume you will be waiting at the Arrivals gate.
L Bollocks

28 July 2003
Richard
I have heard from Mr Grandi and will be travelling to Holland on Thursday although I feel a little nervous to be carrying all that money with me. Mr Grandi will be picking me up at the airport so I can start to relax once we've met up.
Regards
Loadof Bollocks

29 July 2003
Dear Sir,
The flight schedule is noted and the protocol officer will be waiting for you in the Jungle Bar in front of Arrival terminal 2.He will be well dressed in a black suit.
Please,do forward to me your direct telephone number to enable me reach you on phone.
We await your arrival,
Thanks,
Best regards,
Juni Grandi

29 July 2003
Mr Grandi
Thank you for your message but don't you have a better description of your protocol officer? Lots of people wear dark suits and it would be very easy to confuse one for another.
L Bollocks

29 July 2003 
Dear Sir,
As a diplomatic security company, all our personals are well trained and besides we have a dossier of all our clients and he shall identify and recognize you, as soon as you arrive the rendezvous point.
Thanks
Juni Grandi 

31 July 2003 (The day of the meeting)
Dear Loadof,
We are still expecting you.The protocol officer has been waiting for your over 1hr 30 mins at the airport.
(Oh dear, what a pity, never mind) 
You should let us know where you are to enable us meet with you and finalise this transaction.
Thanks,
Juni Grandi

1 August 2003 
Hello Loadof,

How are you today?, I hope you are fine.

I have decided to write you since I didn't hear from you as scheduled, I hope there is no problem over there. 

Well I have contacted the security company hoping you would have arrived only to be told that you haven't been heard from, I have also tried calling you again so I could speak with you but it was impossible this really bothers me maybe you should confirm the number to me again.

Loadof, kindly write me as soon as possible and inform me about the situation of things with you so I know how I could be of assistance.
I hope you will not let us down.
Hope to hear from you soonest and looking forward to meeting with you.

Best Regards

Richard.

1 August 2003 (10.10)
Dear Mr Grandi
It is with regret that I have to advise you that Mr Bollocks had a fatal heart attack yesterday morning at 7.15am
Yours sincerely
Jenni Tulworts (Business Partner)

1 August 2003 (10.22)
Dear Mr Savimbi
It is with regret that I have to advise you that Loadof died suddenly early yesterday morning. He had been advised by his doctor some 6 months ago to take things a little easier as he suffered from extremely high blood pressure after years of deep diving.
Loadof seemed to be taking his doctor's advice but became unusually excited over the last few weeks and it was if he had taken on a new lease of life.
He had booked a flight to Holland and withdrawn a large amount of cash which he put in his briefcase. The night before he died he told me that it wouldn't be long before he would be quite wealthy so at least he died a happy man.
The funeral will be held on Wednesday 6th August - if you would like to attend and show your respects you will be welcome.
Yours sincerely
Jenni Tulworts (Business Partner)

1 August 2003 (12.30) (These guys are really sympathetic and know how to say the right things)
Dear Sir,
Oh! What a shame to the devil. I am sorry for the demise of Mr. Bollocks and please accept my sympathy. 
As regards the fund belonging to Mr. Bollocks, could you please advice us on the next step to take? 
Do you wish to conclude this transaction on his behalf?   (and is that briefcase still full of money?)
I do need your urgent response to the above issues.
Thanks.
Best regards

Juni Grandi

3 August 2003

Dear Mr Savimbi

What a dreadful few days it has been since Loadof passed away.

I never realised before how much needs to be arranged when someone dies. The doctor had to issue a death certificate and I've spent hours with the funeral director making arrangements for next Wednesday.

Loadof told me he felt unwell on the night before he died and I said that he should cancel his trip but he insisted on going as he felt that he would be letting Richard down if he didn't go. I've now had an opportunity of looking through his mail box and seen the correspondence that you had together so I'm assuming that you are the Richard he didn't want to disappoint.

Loadof was always like that - he hated disappointing people and would go out of his way to help anyone.

I've attached a cutting from yesterday's local paper - they didn't use one of the better photos of him.

Mr Savimbi I've had an e-mail from Juni Grandi from the security company asking me if I wanted to finish the transaction on Loadof's behalf. Would that be alright with you and what about all the paperwork that's in Loadof's name?

Please let me know.

Yours sincerely

Jenni Tulworts (Miss)

3 August 2003
Dear Mr Grandi
I really don't know whether Mr Savimbi will want me to become involved in the transaction.
I have mailed him and asked whether he would approve or not.
As soon as I have heard from him I will let you know.
Yours sincerely
Jenni Tulworts (Miss)

4 August 2003 

Dear Jenni,

It's with a heavy Heart that I write this email, sincerely I find it so difficult to believe that my Friend Loadof is dead. I often wonder why life tends to be unfair sometimes. I couldn't access my email for days that was why I didn't email you back immediately, infact I was opening the email with good feelings in my heart that I'll hear a good news from Loadof. oh God Why? why would this happen?
I'm very sorry but I can't write much for now, My heart is heavy..

Richard..

4 August 2003 
Dear Jenni, 

How are you?, how are you going on with the burial arrangements?, well I could not really talk about this earlier on, with a heavy heart I could not read much of your mail when I saw the attachment,please just bear with me.

I wrote the security company about my friend's PEACEFUL depature, in their reply some minutes ago,I was informed that you have contacted them already and also informed them likewise,that was thoughtful of you. 

Well regarding completing the transaction on loadof's behalf,I think there is no problem with that, well the security company has also informed me that would only be possible if I give approval for that.

So, since you are sure handling it, I would like you to make available the following information so I can effect some changes in respect of the documents especially those in loadof's name.
Fullnames, Contact/Residential Address,International Passport and any proof of partnership existence between you and Loadof.

Please also attach a copy the death certificate so I can send to the security company in addition to other documents I have to provide to effect the necessary changes required. 

How is the family coping also, please ensure a befitting burial ceremony for my friend. There are very few good men like Loadof...

MAY HIS GENTLE SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE. AMEN.

I hope to hear from you soonest.

Richard.

6 August 2003
Dear Jenni,

How are you today?, I hope all is going on well with you and the family. I have decided to write you this morning to apologise on my behalf my family for our inability to attend the burial ceremony of my late friend Mr. Loadof Bollocks of Blessed memory.I would have love to hear from the family also and wish I could be with them at a moment like this since I have once felt this way before in my life, I pray God should give the family the fortitude to bear the loss. Amen.

So, I still await the information I requested for in my previous mail to enable me effect those changes as regards the documents to permit your continuation with the transaction. As a matter of urgency, accumulation expenses and debt kindly let me know when these information will be made available to me. 

I need to hear from you more often than now so we can have a good update of the proceedings at home and abroad.

My wife specially sends her regards.

I hope to hear from you soonest.

Richard.

6 August 2003
Dear Richard
Thank you for your kind thoughts and those of your wife; they are really appreciated.
Everyone has left now and I've never felt more alone in my life - there's nothing left to do.
I suppose the last few days since Loadof died I've been so busy arranging everything for the funeral that I really haven't had time to think about life without him but now I'm here on my own.
The service was well attended - Loadof had many friends here in the village - and the vicar was very kind to everyone.
After the service we went to the crematorium where Loadof's body was taken. It was his wish that his ashes should be scattered on the lake where he spent so many happy years doing the job he loved best. A few of his friends and I are going to scatter them on Saturday at mid day and hold a little remembrance for him.
I don't believe that you had known Loadof for a very long time - if you had you would have loved him. He was one of life's gentle people who didn't have an enemy in the world. Sometimes his good nature was taken advantage of by other people but he was always prepared to believe the best of his fellow man and never harboured a grudge. His great pleasure was in raising his clams and he was so passionate about his work that his enthusiasm carried across to anyone who was listening.
Loadof was much more than a business partner to me. Although he was a lot older than me he had a young free spirit and we grew to love each other. We were to be married in September with a honeymoon in the Caribbean. People were always asking me if I wasn't concerned about our age difference but Loadof was usually full of energy and vitality and I've never met another man like him. He had to slow down a little recently after the doctor advised him but all of a sudden the spark would re-ignite and he'd be acting like a teenager.
Loadof had no other family; he did have an older brother but he passed away 2 years ago and the parents both died within weeks of each other about 9 years ago.
I must stop now Richard, 2 of my close friends have arrived to take me out for a meal and stay the night at their house - I didn't feel as if I wanted to be on my own tonight and they have been really kind and sympathetic- as has just about everyone.
I'll be in touch with you shortly. Thank you once again for your condolences.
Yours sincerely
Jenni

7 August 2003
Dear Jenni,

I must confess that I am short of words at this moment, infact we could feel your pains, loneliness, please you have to take things easy 'cause it will do us no good if anything happens to you at a time like this.Try and get yourself occupied with something reasonable, this is about the best way to forget about somethings for now.

We are shocked at the knowledge of your relationship with my friend, We never knew you were more than just a business partner, God!,do you mean you were going to get married in september?,please Jenni don't be mad at us 'cause we may be asking too much questions from time to time, infact, we are very sorry about it all.

My wife suggested she comes around on friday and probably spent sometime with you but I don't know how this will be possible for security reasons, I hope you will understand.

Like I have always believe and say sometimes Loadof an exceptionally nice man, my little girl calls him DADA form the time I showed her the photo he sent to me. 

Please extend our appreciation to all the friends of Loadof, especially your friends and the vicar of the church for all his efforts.

I hope you don't always take what people say, even after now always follow your heart at all time.

Please Jenni try and put yourself together, you know we have to give glory to God for all that has happened and continue living, We believe his soul is resting in the bossom of the Lord.

Jenni we will talk to you tomorrow, take care of yourself. Always remember that you are always in our thoughts and prayers.

Know that Loadof never existed but he lived...

Richard & Helen

9 August 2003
Dear Jenni,

How are you today, I suppose you are putting yourself together now?. Well it's unfortunate I can't make the todays ceremony as I'm sure you will understand the reason why. Today should not be a day that you'll spend crying but giving God Thanks for the kind of life my dear friend lived.

I want you to know that I always have you in mind and I pray for at all time,So I hope you are still having the support of those that have always been there for you all this while,how is the Vicar and your other friends, tell me about them in your next mail just to lighten yourself up a bit.

Please I still want to know about when I'll get the informations I requested from you to enable prepare the Documents for your Trip to Holland. Sincerely Jenni, Life is becoming so unbearable for me down here and to make matters worst, the demurage on the consignment in the security company is increasing, I really don't want a situation whereby we cannot meet up with the fees to clear up everything. Please My sister, I know what you're passing through, I can feel your pains and I do understand but kindly assist me out here. 

I await your email with the particulars I requested and let me know when you'll be travelling to Holland.

My fondest regards and I look forward in meeting with you..

Lots of Thoughts,

Richard..

10 August 2003
Dear Richard
Thank you for your two letters - your thoughts are a comfort to me.
Yesterday at 12 o’clock we had a little ceremony at the lake. There were quite a few of us, our two clam divers and about fourteen of Loadof’s closest friends. We stood at the end of the jetty and scattered Loadof’s ashes on the lake and the vicar was kind enough to come along and say a few prayers for Loadof’s soul. The ashes stayed for quite a while on top of the water and then slowly sank to the bottom. I feel now that there will be a little bit of Loadof in every bearded clam that lives in the lake. The weather was perfect and I now feel less lonely than before, knowing that everytime I have a bearded clam Loadof will be nearby.
Our two clam divers have been very supportive and have told me not to worry about the business; they’ll keep on doing the job, diving into the deeps to harvest the little delicacies. I’ll concentrate on satisfying our customers and finding new ones so the business that Loadof’s grandfather started will continue.
About going to Holland, well Loadof’s briefcase is still in the house with a lot of Euros in it so I suppose it’s just a case of contacting Mr Grandi and arranging a day. Do you think that the bills will have gone up much since Loadof was due to meet him?
Please let me know what you think is best.
Thank you again for your kind messages.
Jenni

10 August 2003
Dear Jenni,

I received your email and sincerely I must confess it's nice hearing from you. I really wish there's much I could do to help issues but then someday, I'll be able to express my greatfullness and appreciations you showed all these while. I still feel the pain of my dead friend, you know, it look like I've known him all my life.

As regards this issue of my consignment in Holland, first of all, send me the particulars I requested from you in my previous emails so that the necessary changes can be made. But I'll need you to go ahead and contact Mr Grandi and find out more informations from him but I know the bill must have gone up. 

I'll like you to tell me more about yourself in your next email to me and when you'll leave for Holland to clear my Consignment. let me ask you something Jenni, How old are you? what's your plans after we've cocluded this matter because you'll still keep the share we agreed that will go to my Late Friend, Loadof.

Well I expect to hear from you soonest including the particulars I asked you to send to me. 

Thanks for everything and I wish you all the best..

Fondest Regards,

Richard..

11 August 2003
Dear Richard
Thank you for your letter and kind thoughts.
I’m feeling much more positive today; the divers have really rallied round and I must concentrate now on carrying the business on.
You asked if I could tell you a little bit about myself. I’m 30 years old and have been a partner with Loadof since 3 years ago.There was a crisis with the business due to an infection called clamidia that wiped out all the bearded clams and Loadof nearly went bankrupt. I’d known him for some time and trusted him so I said I would lend him £40,000 to restock the lake with fresh clams. Loadof wouldn’t agree to borrowing the money but insisted that I become a full partner with him. I didn’t realise then how generous he was being. Within a year the lake was fully stocked and we were harvesting the clams again in even bigger numbers and I got my £40,000 back within 18 months from the profits. This was all due to his expert knowledge of their breeding habits and how best to encourage their growth.
Loadof’s dream was to produce a more fragrant bearded clam and I think he was going to use the money from your transaction to start the process. He often talked about it with me and his ideas were very simple and sound. His theory was that the clams would be more fragrant if they were moved on a regular basis so that they didn’t stay too long in the same place where they were passing out waste matter. In other words move them to cleaner water to keep them fresher. He’d done some small experiments and it certainly seemed to work so the next step was to do it as a full scale operation. I want to carry on Loadof’s dream for him and will be able to with the share of the transaction.
I’ve checked Loadof’s briefcase and he had put €30,000 in it (enough for the security company and a little bit left over for any other expenses in Amsterdam) I’ll contact Mr Grandi and ask whether that will still be enough.
As you asked I’ve attached my passport and a copy of Loadof’s death certificate.My address is the same one you had for Loadof
Do you have a photograph of you and your family you could send me - it would mean so much to me at this time.
I’ll let you know what Mr Grandi’s reply is.
Thank you again Richard for your kind wishes and support - it really does mean a lot to me.
Jenni




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11 August 2003
Mr Grandi
Mr Savimbi has advised me to ask you what the total charges are now on his consignment.
I have the 28,618 euros that were due before - has that figure changed at all?
Yours sincerely
Jenni Tulworts

11 August 2003

Dear Jenni Tulworts,

Thanks for your mail. Please accept our company's condolence of your partner's death Mr. Loadof Bollock.May his soul rest in peace.

Further to our previous transaction with your partner which you are representing now, be informed that the charges are still €28,618.00 been the total charges to be paid to enable you take possession.

We await further information from you including your travel itinerary to enable the protocol officer meet with you and bring you to the clearing house.

Thanks,

With best regards,

Juni Grandi