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(OK if you want to skip this first mail it's the usual
format - dead father, $20 million, 15% commission and, oh yes, 100% RISK FREE!)
13 January 2004
ATTN:DIRECTOR,
DEAR SIR
I KNOW THAT THIS PROPOSAL LETTER MIGHT BE A PLEASANT SURPRISE TO YOU AS WE DON'T KNOW OUR SELVES BEFORE.I AM MR.ALFRED M GUEI,A IVORY COAST BORN 27 YEARS AGO,NOW
SEEKING ASYLUM IN DAKAR-SENEGAL UNDER (UNHCR)I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AS A CAUSE OF MY SERIOUS SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE SUCH A CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION OF THIS NATURE.MY FATHER (LATE GEN DR.ROBERT GUEI.THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF IVORY COAST,BUT WAS ASSASINATED BY THE REBELS ON (19TH SEPTEMBER 2002) AND PROPERTIES DESTROYED,BUT I WAS NARROWLY ESCAPED WITH A VALUEABLE DOCUMENTS CONTAINING (20 MILLION U.S DOLLARS) WHICH IS NOW SAFELY DEPOSITED IN A HIGH SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY HERE IN DAKAR AS A FAMILY TREASURE. HOWEVER,I SADDLED WITH THE PROBLEM OF SECURING A TRUST WORTHY FOREIGN PERSONALITY TO HELP ME TRANSFER THIS SUM OF TWENTY MILLION U.S DOLLARS PENDING MY ARRIVAL TO MEET WITH
YOU. FURTHERMORE,I ONLY WANT THIS TO BE DONE THIS WAY BECAUSE YOUR COUNTRY IS POLITICALLY STABLE FOR ANY PROFITABLE INVESTMENT AND WILL ALSO WANT TO ADD HERE THAT IF ACCEPTED BY YOU,YOU WILL SERVE AS THE ORIGINAL BENEFICIARY OF THE MONEY.I FEEL CONFIDENT THEREFORE,TO INTRODUCE THIS OFFER TO YOU. FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION AND ASSISTANCE REGARDING THIS TRANSFER,I HAVE DECIDEDTO GIVE YOU 15 PERCENT OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT AND 5 PERCENT MAPPED OUT FOR ANY MISCELLENEOUS EXPENSES THAT MAY OCCURE DURING THE TRANSFFER OF THE MONEY TO YOUR LOCATION.
THEREFORE,YOU ARE REQUESTED TO FURNISH US BACK IMMEDIATELY YOU RECIEVE THIS REQUEST TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY FROM DAKAR SENEGAL TO YOUR COUNTRY RESIDENT
ACCOUNT OR ANY ACCOUNT OF YOUR INTEREST. ON COMMENCEMENT OF THIS TRANSACTION I WANT TO LET YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE FUTURE OF MYSELF DEPENDS SOLELY ON THIS MONEY. SO PLEASE KEEP THIS BUSINESS TOYOURSELF ONLY.
FINALLY NOTE THAT THIS BUSINESS IS 100% RISK FREE ON YOUR PART AS A RESULT THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR ABOUT. A COPY OF CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT BOND RECIEPT OF THE SECURITY COMPANY AND ALL THE VITAL DOCUMENTS THAT COVERED THE
DEPOSITED MONEY WILL BE SENT TO YOU FOR YOUR RECORD PURPOSE AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU.I AM EAGERLY EXPECTING YOUR EARNEST RESPONSE.
MR.ALFRED M GUEI.
(OK - Let's see how Alfred copes with someone who has
worse English language skills than his own)
14 January 2004
hello Alfed
i Loadof Bollocks. like yu me not sppeek good inglish but try hard.
me too refugee from Albania - now here 4 yeers.
i hoap to get brit passport next yeer but can now definatly stay in ingland as i won £5million on nashunal lotto 2 weeks after i come here - lucky eh!
now I has beeg hous in cuntry and 3 girlfrends live in so pritty dam expensiv.
i stil lookout for mor monies so yur letter intrest me
wat yu need me do?
Loadof
14 January 2004 (Alfred,
the sycophant, now changes from ALL CAPS to mirror Loadof's style of writing)
Dear Loadof,
happy new year.
thanks for your response to my mail.how are you doing over there?i do hope and believe from the tune of your mail that you are really enjoying yourself there.
it really feels good to hear that there could be a means of survival for people of our status any where in this world.it really seems very interesting to hear of you winning the lotto lottery.i use to think that every news about this lotto of a thing is a game,but i bet you that your confirmation of winning some money from that has made me to swallow my words.Congratulations to you!
my dear brother,again i happy to be involved with you being a person that had an experience of what this so called refugee is all about.this further strenghtens our tie of relationship and intention to realise this very objective.based on your demands,i will give you the detailed information on what we have to do about this very present case.
like my first mail had stated,my father before his death occassioned by rebel attack had deposited the amount of money with a security company with my name as the next of kin to that deposit. now,after war broke out in my country due to my father's assassination,i nhad to run for safety just like every other person did,most importantly because my family was the rebels major target.i had no better place in mind other than this
place (Dakar-Senegal),where this deposit was made with the security company.my reason i believe you can guess was because i wanted to come in here claim the deposit from the security company and thus use the money in it to invest into a new good investment opportunity and start a new lease of life.is my idea wrong?please let me know.
however,on my arrival here i succeeded in locating the security company and also confirmed through them that the deposit is very sfae and secured with them,as well as their confirming that i am the bonafide next of kin as declayed by my father in the entering deposit papers in their office file. though,i had to prove this again through the documents covering the deposit,which i had brought along with me when i was coming over.i then applied to claim the deposit from the security company,but i was told that i cannot be able to claim it
personally, because the financial laws of this country does not allow the security companies in this country to release any deposit kept under their custody to refugees in this country.for the purpose,i cannot be able to claim the deposit by myself.but,after several visits to the company and discussions with the director of the security company,he advised me to get a foreigner who will stand-in for me as my foreign business partner to claim the deposit from their company on my behalf.this was the cause of my contacting you.can you be able to do this for me?i do believe that you will want to show me some mercy,being your brother in this asylum status.may God help you for your acceptance.
now,what we have to do is that as soon as you have accpted to be of assistance to me,i will give you the contact information of the security company where this deposit is presently,so that you can contact them in writting,because the director said that my foreign partner will have to contact them in writting to confirm that he has accepted to work with me to claim the deposit,before they will then release the deposit to him.i will wait for you to confirm this to me for us to proceed forward immediately.
expecting your response asap.
thanks and God bless you.
Alfred M. Guei.
15 January 2004
hello Alfed
thanks for your mail - i am pleased to have a new frend from a new cuntry.
the 3 girlfrends is reelly costing me much of moneys - thay all want to bye new tings all the time. i now down to my last £3millions - wen i wun on lotto i tink the moneys last me lyfetimes but hous costed over £1millions and i sinse spended in total annother £1 million in past 4 year.
i try be carefull with the moneys but all the time the 3 girls wants to spend it and i no like saying no to offten as they is good girls - and all 3 so sexi in bed
hey alfed how do i get in tuch with sekuritty company?
i lookin for a kwik hollyday soon - maybee i come visit my new frend in senegel and we can have good time
how are gurls in senegel? i herd that girls in africa is verry good in bed -yes?
let me no how I help you
Loadof
15 January 2004
Dear Loadof,
thanks for your mail today.how are you doing?i will obviously believe that you are well and alright.but if there is any problems,do not fail to share with me.i am your friend and brother. hey! man,i am not going to take things easy with you at all if you wind those cash down.what do you mean that you cannot make a good life out of that bucks?you are just joking,i believe.do you know what you are saying at all?someone can move mountains with that amount of money and yet you are telling me all these,just pray that i do not meet you where you are saying that at all.
mind you that there are alot of sey girls arround the whole wide world,but when the money goes, they will go without blinking an eye and never looks back.BE WISE,MAN BE WISE.
however,i am also eager to have this transaction concluded as soon as possible so that i will also start a new lease of life,enjoy a little but not too much.but at least all work without play makes Jack a dull boy,you know that,so i will like to enjoy a little while life goes ahead.so i am very anxious for us to conclude the transaction soonest.please see the contact of the security below;
Company Name:Intraglobal Security Company,Dakar-Senegal
E-mail:intraglobalsc@yahoo.com
Tel:221-5359058
Director's Name:Mr.Paulson Smith.
i will advice you to contact the security company immediately in writting,informing them that you are my foreign business partner and that you are writting them on my behalf concerning the deposit that has been in their possession.you should also send me a copy of the mail that you sent to them, so that i will be acquainted and follow everything up from here for a speedy and fast completion of the transaction.i have a target for us to have concluded everything within the next fourteen days.
dear Loadof,i will like you to understand that friends are made and fashioned for a purpose.the greatest of all the purpose of friendship is trust and understanding.please,i need your trust and understanding very importantly for you and i to make and lead a very complete life even after this transaction.THIS IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
expecting your response asap.
thanks and God bless you.
Alfred M.Guei
So Loadof sends this to the security company
16 January 2004 (copied to Alfred)
mR Paulsomw Smith
i Loadof Bollocks am bizness partner of Alfed Guei
i want to now how i clame deposit you hav for him
Loadof Bollocks
16 January 2004
Dear Loadof,
thanks for your mail today.i can see that you are virtually enjoying yourself with enough good time.how are the girls doing?do hope doing pretty well.
well,i have taken notice of the mail that you sent to the security company,whcih you had also forwarded to for recognition.i have taken note of it and i will also try to visit the security company after sending this mail to you like i had told you yesterday,in order to make them fasten-up with prompt attention and immediate conclusion of the transaction.i will get back to you immediately after the visit to the company,but also you should let me know whatever Mr.Paulson Smith tells you.
hey,my dear friend,let me ask you a question.what areas of business will you want us to invest this money?you are the person that is in that country and can at least know the movement of things there,let me know where we can invest this money and reap the gain very well.can i tell you onething,i will like to make some good money very soon,because i will like to get back to my country and contest for a political post.that is the only way that i can avenge for my father's assassination.how do you see it?though,i believe that this will be within the next couple of three to four years from now,but i have to start earlier to prepare for everything in time.i want move off to the security company now.i will talk to you later.
thanks and God bless you.
Alfred M.Guei
Letter arrives from security company
16 January 2004
For: Mr.Loadof Bollocks
Attn:Sir,
I wish to acknowledge receiving your mail to this office dated today,16th January,2004 with respect to the deposit belonging to Mr.Alfred Mbengani Guei.I hereby respond to you on the subject matter as follows;
This office have recieved your enquiry towards claiming the deposit made by his late father to this company,in which he has been dully appointed as the next-of-kin.He was directed to appoint a foreign partner to assist him retrieve this deposit from the custodiship of this noble company based on the Financial Laws of this country,which controls the performance of this security company and other similar institutions of this nature from releasing such inherited deposits to asylum seekers(refugees).
Subsequent upon this very fact and laws,we received a mail from you today indicating that you are his foreign partner and as well willing to proceed in claiming this deposit on his behalf.For which reason,your mail is highly welcome.
First and foremost,i hereby on my status of being the operational director of this company,confirm to you that this company has in our custody the above stated deposit, which belongs to Mr.Alfred Mbengani Guei.The deposit was loudged into this company by his late father(Gen.Robert Guei)for safety and security purposes pending such a time like now when he will desire to claim it.His son,being Mr.Alfred Mbengani Guei was however entitled to the inheritance by Gen Guei as the next-of-kin to the deposit.
Based on the above explanations,after receiving your mail earlier,we had to wait to confirm from your local partner(Mr.Alfred Mbengani Guei) before proceeding with any form of communication with you to avoid bleach of trust and agreement with his late father,which forbids this company the rights to reveal the existence or otherwise of this deposit to anyone NOT recommended by the either the depositor himself or in a situation of death, the next-of-kin.It is important to let you know thereof,that we have received to office today,Mr.Alfred,who had come to confirm his approval for this office to contact you with the information regarding the releasing and retrieval of this deposit.You are required to send the following information to this office for recognition as we cannot just proceed with you to conclude this transaction on the strength of a contact through an E-mail.The information as follows;
1. Your full names,
2.Your complete residential address,
and
3. Your telephone and fax numbers.
Upon the receipt of these information,you will be fully informed of the proceedures for claiming this deposit for and on behalf of Mr.Alfred Mbengani Guei.
Your urgent response to this mail facilitates the immediate conclusion of the retrieval process of this deposit.
Thank you for your expected good understanding.
Have a nice day.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Paulson Smith
(Intraglobal Security Company SA,Dakar-Senegal
18 January 2004
(also copied to Alfred)
hello MR SMITH
heer is deetails you ask
name - Loadof Flori Bollocks
adres - the old manor hous
swadlincote
cheshire
sk42 3 hb
tel - 0709 203 0411
best wish
Loadof
20 January 2004
Dear Loadof,
thanks for your mail(the copy of the mail sent to you from the security company).i am very sorry for not writting you since my last mail to you last week.i can still re-collect that i promised to get back to you after visiting the security company that very day.
well,i did visited the security company as i had told you,but could not meet with the operational director as i was told that he went out of the office.but,i met with secretary,whom i have to deliver my message of confirmation about you to and intended to re-visit the office again and speak with the director himself.but,as fate may have it,i became ill and could not visit the office again until yesterday.when i got to the office yesterday,i was informed by the director that he has already contacted you and established communication with you about the conclusion of the transaction.he also informed me that he has recieved a mail from you in response to the last mail that he sent to you,but that he will respond to you after returning from a board meeting,which he is supposed to attend in the next couple of munites from the time that i visited the office.i then left the office to return and send you a mail from the very internet communication centre near the refugee camp here which i do use to send mails to you.on getting back to this place,it happened that there was power failure within this area and i had to wait until later when the power would have been restored to send the mail to you.unfortunately,it never got to be restored until this morning.that was why i could not send you any mail before now.please bear with me as it was not intentional at all.
meanwhile,have you been able to recieve another mail from the director of the security company as he had assured me yesterday that he will do?please,let me know.i believe that in the last mail which the director said that you sent to him,you included the information that he had asked of you in this copy of his mail that you had sent to me.please,brother try and be very co-operative with the director,so that we can conclude this transaction wiithin the next few days.
how was your weekend?i do hope that you did have a nice weekend.
expecting your response asap.
thanks and God bless you.
Alfred M.Guei
Another letter from the security company
20 January 2004
For: Mr.Loadof Bollocks
Attn:Sir,
I wish to acknowledge receiving your mail to this office dated,18th January, 2004 in response to the earlier mail sent to you from this very office regarding the subject matter.The details of the information required from you,which was contained in your mail has been properly noted accordingly.See below,the proceedures for concluding and releasing the deposit to you on behalf of your local partner(Mr.Alfred Mbengani Guei).
The consignment containing the deposit will be delivered to you by a Diplomat attached to this company in your country home(England).Upon delivery,you will have to cross-check the content of the deposit and make sure that it is intact and not tampered with either by this company officials before departure or by the Diplomat.
However,they are some conditions to atended to before the delivery of the consignment takes effect and they are;
1. The deposit since being made in this company by late Gen.Robert Guei had accumulated the demurrage cost of US$9,490 after the initial deposit advance payment that he made were exhausted.Half of this amount(US$4,745) will be paid to this office before the Diplomat leaves for the delivery of the deposit to you.
2.On delivery to you by the Diplomat and your confirmation of the content,you will pay the balance payment of US$4,745 to the diplomat.
3. The delivery/handling charges accruing to this company for safe custody and delivery of the deposit to you,which is US$8,325 will also be paid by you after the delivery of the deposit by the Diplomat.
4.You will secure a Hotel Reservation for the Diplomat in any good Hotel you wish to and advance the information of the Hotel to this office,so that as soon as the Diplomat arrives at the nearest Airport,he will have to move straight to the stated Hotel.You can also if convienient for you,be at the Airport to receive him and proceed together with him to the Hotel,where you have secured the accomodation.
5.The total amount of the charges to be paid to the Diplomat on deliverying the deposit to you is US$13,070,being US$4,745(balance of the demurrage charges) and US$8,325(delivery/handling charges).
Furthermore,you are advised to co-operate with this office immediately for the completion of the transaction as your compliance is the only thing now holding the Diplomat from leaving for the delivery of the consignment,since we have confirmed and gotten the approval from Mr Alfred Mbengani Guei to deliver the deposit to you for his sake.We are willing to assist you with the completion of this transaction immediately as have been applied to by your local partner(Mr.Alfred Mbengani Guei.)
Thank you for your expected good understanding and expedited action on the conclusion of the transaction.
Have a nice day.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Paulson Smith
(Intraglobal Security Company SA,Dakar-Senegal)
(Let's make him work a bit more for his money.
Forwarded Smith's message to Alfred with this request)
20 January 2004
hello Alfed
got this mesage from MR Smith
he use words i dont no -can you pleese tell me meening?
i no want ask girls for meening - this best between you and me onlys
Loadof
21 January 2004
Dear Loadof,
thanks for your mail.i received your mail earlier today,but i went to the security company to meet with the directorof the company(Mr.Smith) so that he can explain the things very well to me, before i will send you a mail about that.that was while i could not respond to you before now.
i met him(Mr.Smith)please see the outcome of my discussion with him.he said that they will use a diplomat that works under the security company to deliver the deposit to you in the country that you are staying now.this now saves us the time and money of your coming down here.
he also said that after the initial advance payment of $63,000 made by my late father when he deposited the money in their company expired,the demurrage(the daily cost of keeping the deposit in their company)since then has not been paid to them.he said that the total amount of that cost is
$9,490, which we have to pay to them.but,he said that the total amount will not be paid to them at once.he said that half of the amount,which is $4,745 should be paid to them first before the diplomat will leave to come and deliver the deposit to you.and that you should pay for the hotel where the diplomat will stay when he comes into the country and send to the company through e-mail the information(room number,telephone and name of the hotel)so that when the diplomat arrives to the country,he will go to the hotel.but,again,he said that if you can be able to wait for the diplomat at the airport on the day he will come into the country,so that the both of you will go together to the hotel that you made payment for him,it will be okay.
he also said that,there are other payments(money)that will be paid to their company,but it will be after you have received the deposit from the diplomat.the payments are the handling/delivery charges which he said is $8,325 and the remaining part of the demurrage which is $4,745.he said that the total amount of this money to be paid to them after the deposit has been delivered to you by the diplomat is $13,070.but,that this amount of money will only be paid to them when you have collected the deposit from the diplomat.he said that when the diplomat brings the deposit and hands over to you,you will cross-check it to confirm that the contents are correct before giving him the money that you are supposed to pay to him.
also,he said that as soon as you are able to send the $4,745,which is half of the demurrage cost that they have asked for,the diplomat will board the flight to arrive to the country that you are and that you will be given the schedulle of his flight so that you can know when to receive him from the airport.he also told me to ask you to tell them the nearest airport to the city that you are staying, so that they will make complete arrangements for the diplomat to arrive there comfortably.so,please when replying to his mail to you,please tell him the nearest airport to the city that you are staying.
my dear brother,i want to ask you now to please try and comply to their directive,so that they will deliver this deposit to you as soon as
possible when i was talking with Mr.Smith,i asked him how long it will take for the diplomat to arrive and deliver the deposit to you.he told me that if they receive the money from you between now and tomorrow,the diplomat will be flying out of this country latest by saturday this week to deliver the deposit to you.i also discovered in the mail that they sent to you,which you copied to me that they did not give you the directive on how to send the money to them,but i only discovered that after i had returned from visiting and talking with Mr.Smith.i will also suggest that you should ask them in your mail how you will send the money to them.
my dear brother you are now not only a friend to me,but also a brother as you are the only one i have now and to whom i am confiding the secret of my life to.i am happy when i noticed from the mail from the security company that they said that before you will pay the balance of the money that should be paid to the diplomat,you will first confirm that the content is correct and in order.this makes things easier for the two of us.what i mean is that when you collect the deposit from the diplomat and open it to confirm the content,you will take the money that will be paid to the diplomat from the deposit.by this way,you will not have any problem raising the money from another place.i am begging you in the name of God Almighty,please try and respond to their mail immediately so that the diplomat will leave to deliver the deposit to you immediately.
if there is any other thing that you do not understand again,please let me know.i will always have to go to the company and confirm that for our own(you and me)good,so that the deposit will be delivered to you within the next few days.please,try and remember that it is only $4,745 that you will
pay to them first for the diplomat to leave and bring the deposit to you.all other payment is after the deposit has been handed over to you.please,do not forget this at all.
expecting your response asap.
thanks and God bless you.
Alfred Mbengani Guei
22 January 2004
hello Alfed
sorri that it take me so long to get back you but mi inglish not yet good and long lettr from you.
this ideea of diplomatt cuming heer not good - bettr i cum to you reeson is if you put big sums of monies in inglish bank menny menny qwestions. qwestions from taxman qwestions from bank qwestions from police.
all diferent now since bomming of 2 towers in states - menny menny qwestions need ansers from menny menny peeples.
is better i come to you and open bank a cunt their - then i no need say anytings to taxman heer.
from new bank can moove monies all over world to nise safe taxfree places.
i also want to meet my new frend Alfed and have good time with girls in your cuntry
let me no how you thinks of this
Loadof
22 January 2004
Dear friend Loadof,
thanks for your mail.how are you doing today?i hope that all is well and alright with you.
well,i have received your mail.sorry,if the mail that i sent to you yesterday was too long as you complained of.i had to make it long to enable me to explain everything to you properly to a good understanding.
however,i have also noted what you said about the diplomat bringing the money to England for you. the issues of questions arising both from the taxman and the police.but,i have one problem, which i will like you to clear me on.you told me sometime ago that you do not have a British Passport,how can you now come without the passport?can you make it to come without the british passport?or do you have another passport that you will use to travel out?please let me know.i have to ask this question,because waiting for you to get the british passport will make us wait for a longer time to conclude the transaction,which you know is not well for us.
also,when i was talking to the director of the security company yesterday,he also told me that they have an affiliate company in Amsterdam-Holland,that if you like the diplomat can deliver the deposit to that place and you will then claim it from there.i personally told him that the diplomat coming to England will be better,not knowing all these issues of the tax and other things that you have pointed out to me in your mail.will you like to travel to Amsterdam and receive the deposit?but,i will still make enquiry tomorrow to find out how to get a visa for you from here.but,like i have said, please let me know how you will do it since you do not have british passport yet.it is important,so that we can conclude the transaction very soon.i beleive that you can also open an account with a bank in Amsterdam and pay the money into it without the issues of taxes as is the case with England.if this is acceptable to you,it is still good.after the money has been paid into the bank account that you will open there,you can then fly down to this place for us to meet here,so that you can will also wait for me to get the necessary papers that i need to travel out from here and the both of us can travel together.we will still enjoy ourselves better and you will have a handful of girls as you wanted.i promise you that.but,still let me know your decision.
my dear friend,i am also eager to see and meet with you,i must confess that to you.it is just because of the importance of concluding the transaction
soonest that i even accepted for the diplomat to bring to bring the deposit to you when the director told me of that.it will be very nice and good for us to meet face to face here.
expecting your response asap.
thanks and God bless you.
Alfred
23 January 2004
hello Alfed
pasport no probllem - stil have albania pasport - just wating for brit one maybe next yeer but still use my own
wehn good time to cum see you?
can make air aranjements prity qick if need
Loadof
24 January 2004
Dear friend Loadof,
thanks for your mail.how are you doing today?i do hope and beleive that all is well and alright with you.
i have received your mail in which you have informed me that you still have your Albanian passport with you,with which you can come down to this place.i cannot tell you how excited that i am to hear that you can make the trip down to this country,because i am seriously waiting to meet and be with you.it will really be a thing of great pleasure to me for you to be able to come down here. asking me the time that is good for you to come seems to me that you think that i like staying here.i want you to come with the next available flight(he laughs).
however,i will like you to come within next week,precisely by tuesday,so that we can claim the deposit from the company,open an account with a bank here where the money will be paid into and transferred to your other bank account and i will immediately process my papers and the two of us to fly out
of here immediately. everything stills depends on your ability to get the visa easily. but, we will keep the security company informed of the arrangements for you to come in,instead of the diplomat bringing it to you as was earlier suggested by them.the reason is for them to make adequate
arrangements, so that as soon as you are arround,we will visit their office and conclude every formalities and have the deposit claimed from them and avoid any unnecessary delays.
but,you will have apply for a tourist visa from there to enable you enter into this country.while applying for the visa,you should insist to them that you want to visit this country on tourism and not any other reason at all.do not let anyone know the purpose and cause of your visiting at all.it is important for us(you and i)because the business that we are out to acheive deserves our(you and me)protecting it very well.we do not need any distractions from anybody at all.i hope that you understand what i mean by this.this is my future and my life and i do not need to toy or play with it at all.see below the address of how to apply for the visa:
39 Marloes Road London W8 6LA
Tel: +(44) 20 7938 4048 or +(44) 20 7937 7237
FAX: +(44) 20 7938 2546.
if possible,call them on phone today to find out if you can be attended to today,but if not successfull,then go to the office first thing on monday morning,so that we can get going immediately.i hope that this idea will be acceptable to you.i want us to meet soonest and conclude this transaction and start our lives as we will plan to go by it.onething that i will assure you is that every single cent that you spend in the process of this transaction will be paid back to you as soon as this deposit is claimed from the security company.THIS IS MY ASSURANCE TO YOU.
expecting your response asap.
thanks and God bless you.
yours friend,
Alfred.
25 January 2004
Dear friend Loadof,
how are you today? i do hope that the weekend bliss is well and fine with you.
well,i have not heard from you after my last mail,where i had sent the contact information to you to seek for the entry visa into this country.i was expecting to hear from you by now,but could not hear from you.so,i just wanted to make sure that all is well with you.
however,you should endeavour to keep a date with the office tomorrow to apply for the visa from there,so that we can conclude the transaction as soon as possible.remember my advice to you about not revealing the real reason for your coming to this country.please insist that you are visiting
the country for tourism purposes only.
Good luck to you on the visit to the office tomorrow and keep me informed.
expecting your response asap.
thanks and God bless you.
Alfred.
26 January 2004
hello Alfed
thanx you for mail - now all sorted
been to traval compagnie and got tikket for fly see you
travel compagnie get visa for me from senegel embassie so no problems
i no hav time to chek with you about travel time so hope is ok?
i hav got flite with air portugal on friday which give me a stop in lisbon for 12 ours to see old frend from albania
flite leeves lisbon friday nite and lands senegel 1.55 saterday morning (flite TP1139)
i hav book for 7 day so flite home is febuari 6 - ok with you?
i no make hotel room booking pleese you do this for me? ladee in traval compagnie say hotel meriden president good but i leeve this in your hand
i not yet tell the girls - they get pritty mad i thinks wen i tells them - will leeve this to later this week
how i no you at aerport? pleese send me foto of you so i no
is now verry cold heer so looking to enjoy hot sun of senegel with my new frend
Loadof
26 January 2004
Dear friend Loadof,
thanks for your mail today,in which you informed me about the arrangements that you have made for the visa and flight ticket.your arrival progarmme is okay with me.
by your programmes,you will be arriving to this country by 1.55 AM on saturday morning.i will be happy to meet with you on that date.i am okay with your programmes.one week is very okay for us to claim the deposit from the company,open an account with a bank and i will also get the necessary
papers for me to travel back together with you after enjoying ourselves for some days here.i cannot wait to see you.
as for the hotel to stay in,there are other good hotels arround that we can stay in when you come. Meridien President is also good,but i will like us to move over to there after we have concluded the transaction and claimed the deposit from the security company.my reason is because i will like us(you and myself)to remain cool and secured from unnecessary exposition until we have claimed the deposit.we do not need to give chance for publicity until after claiming the deposit.but,there is still a good hotel that we will stay in that is different from Meridien President and you will enjoy one or two days in it before we then move over to Meridien President.but,i have a little problem with paying for the reservation.i do not have money on me right now,but i will try to see how to borrow some money from some friends arround,so that i will book for the hotel.i will tell you about that tomorrow.
i will send you my picture tomorrow,so that you can identify me on arrival at the airport.i will also ask you to scan your picture and send to me also,so that we can easily identify ourselves at the airport. you do not need to tell the girls now until you are about to leave and at the same time,you do not need to tell them your purpose of travelling too.
expecting your response asap.
thanks and God bless you.
Alfred.
(The security company writes again)
27 January 2004
For: Mr.Loadof Bollocks
Attn:Sir,
I wish to inform you that this office has not received any mail from you either in acknowledgement to our last mail to you or in form of a remark.The last mail to you from this office was on 20th January,2004,which was exactly a week today.The said mail was to inform you of the proceedures and modalities to have this deposit delivered to you at your base in England,from where you will then claim it from our official,but up till now, we have not received any mail from you in response to that mail.
It is important to let you know that in our normal practice in this company,when you contacted this office on behalf of Mr. Alfred Mbengani Guei to claim this deposit and our confirmation from him that you are his foreign business partner,we stepped down the demurrage charge counting,because an interest has been shown to claim it from our custody.This was the reason while we told you that the cost was US$9,490 and also told you that you can pay half of the money to us and pay the other half to our official when he brings the deposit to you.But since that last mail from this office,we have not heard anything from you at all.If you are no longer willing to claim the deposit on behalf of Mr.Alfred Mbengani Guei,let us know,so that we will stop making further arrangements to deliver the deposit to you and our demurrage charges will start to counting again.
Thank you for your expected good understanding.
Have a nice day.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Paulson Smith
(Intraglobal Security Company SA,Dakar-Senegal)
(Alfred
should have learned from the last security company mail. Loadof just can't seem
to get the hang of some of those big words so he mailed Mr Smith's letter back to Alfred with this plea)
27 January 2004
hello Alfed
moor long words from MR Smith - whot meens theese??
hav you sended me your foto?
Loadof
27 January 2004
Dear friend Loadof,
thanks for your mail today,especially for forwarding the mail sent to you by Mr.Smith to me.i have read his mail and i understand what he means.
he was saying that you have not replied the last mail that he sent to you from his office.he said that you have to write to him and tell him your decision.
there is no problems at all from his mail.he just wanted to know from you what you have decided to do after the last mail that he sent to you.just send a mail to him and tell him that you will be coming into this country by this weekend and that you will come to their office to claim the deposit by yourself.
but,i will also visit their company tomorrow to talk to him by myself and tell him that you will be coming down to this country for us to come together to their company and claim the deposit from them.
my dear friend,i have not sent you the picture to you yet.i was busy throughout today trying to borrow the money to book the hotel accomodation as i had told you in my mail yesterday that i do not have any money on me now.but,i was unable to borrow money from anybody. everyone i met and asked to borrow me money is saying that they do not have any money on them now. please,can you be able to send about £300 for me to make the hotel booking here before your coming.this amount will be enough for me to make at least two days booking in the hotel and we can then continue to make additional booking after we have spent these days in the hotel.by then, we would have claimed the deposit from the security company.i am very sorry to ask you for this money,but please try to understand my situation here,which was why i could not get the money and make the hotel booking.please send the money through western union money transfer on my name ALFRED
MBENGANI,DAKAR-SENEGAL.please send me the information of the payment,so that i will be able to pick the money from the western union branch here and make the hotel booking.i will also give you the information of the hotel after making the booking.please my dear friend and brother,i will pay you the money after we have claimed the deposit from the security company here.you are the only one who knows what we are about doing and i do not need to go telling anybody what i want to do with the money.please try to understand me please.i am begging you as my friend and brother.
i had my picture to scan and send to you now,but the scanning machine here with which i will scan the picture and send to you is not working.i have been told that it will repaired by tomorrow.i hope to send you the picture by tomorrow after they have repaired the scanning machine.i am very sorry
for not sending the picture to you today.but,i also asked you to scan your piture and send to me, but you have not sent it as well.are you waiting for me to send my own before you will send your own or what?please send me the picture so that we can know ourselves easily when you arrive at the airport.
please remember to send the money very early in the morning tomorrow and send me the information,so that i will make the hotel booking in time.you know that there are a lot of tourists coming to this country by this season,i will like to get a very good hotel for us to stay in.and do not forget to send a little letter to Mr.Smith to tell him that you are coming to this country to claim the deposit.i know that this mail i am sending to you now is too long,but i had to make it to be as long as this for you to understand everything that i am saying clearly.
expecting your response asap.
thanks and God bless you.
Alfred.
28 January 2004
hello MR Smith
i hav talk with Alfed - he esplain all to you
i cum visit you next week
Loadof Bollocks
28 January 2004
hello Alfed
i sended mail to MR Smith and esplain i cum see him next week
my foto in this mail hope you like - ismade 2 week since at weddyng of frend of one my girls - the ladee in foto is mama of the bryde
Alfed wat is western union? no no this name - not wurry about hotel i bring much moneys with me and has plentee plastik cards
pleese send you foto so i see you at aerport
Loadof
(photo of Sacha Baron Cohen as Borat Sagdiyev)
28 January 2004
My friend Loadof,
thanks for your mail and how are you doing over there.i got your foto today.hey! you enjoyed yourself at that wedding of your girl friend.
my dear friend,i went to meet with Mr.Smith today and i have explained everything to him.i told him that we have decided that you will come here for us(you and me)to come to the security company and claim deposit from them.he accepted the idea and said that there is no problem at all with that. but,he said that since we are coming to their office here,that we should come with the complete demurrage charge(US$9,490)and not half as he told you to pay for the diplomat to bring the deposit to you before.i asked him why,he told me that he told you to pay half of the money(US$4,745) because the diplomat was bringing the deposit to you in Europe and that you can always pay the balance after collecting the deposit from him there.but,since you are coming here now,that you have to come with the complete money,US$9,490.i told him that there will be no problems about that at all.
now,i saw the mail you send to me,you said that i should not worry that you will come with much money,so i beleive that we will be able to pay them the complete money when we go to the security company to claim the deposit.but,i want to know if you have get the visa from the embassy there.please let me know.
i have also attached my foto to this mail,so that you will see it.i hope that you will recognise me when you see me at the airport.what will you buy for me when you are coming?a wrist watch or tie or what,tell me.
expecting your response asap.
thanks and God bless you.
Alfred.
(pic attached)
(lovely shoes Alfred)
29 January 2004
hello Alfed
got your foto - looks like we is about same age - can hav good times with girls yes?
get visa bak tooday from traval shop then drive to frend in London for stay tonite - urly at aerport friday morning
will stop in Lisbon and see frend then fly to senegel to meets you - flite detales are here
no wurry abowt moneys - will bring plenty moneys with me for sekuriti compagnie and girls!!
will get you present today but not nowing yet whatt it will be - you like surprize yes?
(Oh yes there will be a surprise)
i has not told girls yet i leeve for 1 week - i think theys pritty mad when i tells them - will leeve tells them until last minoot befour i leeve
see you soon Alfed
Loadof
(flight details attached)
29 January 2004
My friend Loadof,
thanks for your mail.how are you doing with life?i hope that you are alright over there and have prepared for your trip.i am sure that you ar not forgeting anything.please check yourself very well, okay.
dear friend,i have seen the flight schedule that you sent to me and have noted every information in it.you said that you will be going to your friend's house in london and from there go to the airport tomorrow morning.that is very good.please remember not to tell anybody about our business please. i want the information about this business to be known between you and me alone.the security is important to make us complete the business without anybody knowing how much money that we have.do not tell your friend about our business please.and when you get to see your friend in Lisbon,do not also tell him about our business.the security of this transaction very
important to me and you please.your idea of not telling the girls until you are ready to go is okay.take them by surprise.
since you have assured me that there will not be any problems at all about the security company money,i am happy to hear that from you.i will be at the airport to receive on arrival when you come in.i am wishing you a safe journey to arrive here.at the airport here in Senegal,the wil ask you in the form that they will give to you to fill to write the hotel that you are going to stay in,tell them that you have made a reservation at Hotel Sunugal
(what a cheek - wants me to buy him a gift and then puts me up in a
crappy 2 star hotel) and tell anybody that ask you that you came for tourism,okay.
praying for your safe journey and waiting to receive on arrival.
your friend,
Alfred.
31 January 2004 - 11.12am
My friend Loadof,
how are you today?
hey! what do i call this?is this a disappointment or a delay?what had happened to you?why did you keep me waiting and standing at the Airport Arrival lobby waiting for you when you know that you were not coming?what did i do wrong to you?where are you now?are you still in London or are you
in Lisbon?please let me know.
well,i had been at the airport through early this morning,from 1.00AM up to
6.00AM.(even better than I'd hoped for - a 5 hour
wait)
the arrival time for the Air Portugal,which you told me that you were coming into this country with was changed from 1.55 to 3.30AM,but still i did not border because i beleived that i was going to meet my good friend.i
stood there waiting and watching as every single passenger of the plane came out and joined either waiting friends,families or took the taxi to where they were going to,but i never saw Loadof Bullock.how am i supposed to feel after this.i decided to leave the airport by 6 Oclock when i became sure that i was not going to see you anymore,but why?if you know that you were not going to come,why not tell me earlier?you know that i have all my hopes on you and was looking forward to you and i seeing,claiming this deposit from the security company and travelling back together to start a new life.why did you dash my hopes,why?i even tried and suffered to make a hotel
reservation eventually for you in a very good five star hotel to avoid you coming late and when we go there to get an accomodation,we will be told that the hotel is already booked up,but all this has turned to nothing.why did you treat me this way,why?did i do you anything?did i do you any
wrong?please tell me,please.
please my friend,please call me on this telephone number and let us talk.even if i have anything wrong to you,we can still resolve it,please.the telephone number is 221-5614273.i will be waiting for your telephone call please try to call me.
expecting your response asap.
thanks and God bless you.
Alfred.
(Well there's no rush to reply immediately
is there)
31 January 2004 - 16.02
Phone message from Alfred - Listen Here
31 January 2004 - 22.48
Another message from Alfred - Listen Here
(Time for the BIG PUT DOWN)
1 February 2004
Dear Alfred
I guess it's time for me to tell the truth.
There is no one called Loadof Bollocks; it's just a name that I made up for my project and the photo I sent you was of an English comedian.
My name is Carol and I'm a 16 year old schoolgirl in England.
Our English teacher, Miss Hughes, set us a project on "Creative Writing - A Source of Good?" and she asked us to show through creative writing how we could achieve some positive benefit for ourselves or others.
Rob Watkins, who is also in my class, passed on your original letter to me - it had been sent to his father and Rob said that his dad said it was a typical 419 fraud letter.
Well I did some research on the web for 419 fraud and saw roughly how it worked so I started writing to you as Loadof, the Albanian refugee. I had so much fun writing to you and using all that bad spelling and my friends had a laugh at everything - they thought it was great, especially when I kept on sending the security company letters back to you for a simpler explanation.
I would have liked to have kept it up for a bit longer but the project has to be handed in to Miss Hughes soon.
I think my project has been successful and a source of good for the following reasons:-
It wasted your time.
You were probably very disappointed when you didn't see Loadof and his money at the airport after waiting for 5 hours.
The time you spent writing to me you weren't writing to someone who could have been taken in by your fraud.
You spent some money along the way - phone calls etc.
And finally I didn't have to do all the writing myself - you did most of it!
I hope to get good marks for my project - thank you.
Carol
Ps - Just out of interest, do you make much money doing this?
(So Alfred now thinks he's been conned
by a 16 year-old schoolgirl - What a blow to his macho pride!)
                      
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